๐Ÿ”’ #75: Halo on pause.


Note: Mom, this a fictional story. Please donโ€™t get worried!

It's 2009 and you're homely and hapless and living in Manhattan and Beverly Hill's abortion. South Florida.

You've just decided to drop out of high school. Your grades are fine. In fact, they're great. Your test scores are great. But you have no friends.

Today, Billy told you to kill yourselโ€ฆ

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